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World's worst product warnings

Everybody needs a little extra help sometimes. That's what some manufacturers were counting on when they printed the following (supposedly true) warning labels.

On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions -- use like regular soap.

Some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion -- defrost.

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.

Printed on the bottom of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.

On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning -- may cause drowsiness.

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning -- keep out of children.

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.

On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning -- contains nuts.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions -- open packet, eat nuts.

On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

On ice machine in Sands Hotel lobby: Keep frozen or ice will turn to water.