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World's worst product warnings
Everybody needs a little extra help sometimes. That's what some manufacturers were counting on when they printed the following (supposedly true) warning labels.
On Sears hair dryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions -- use like regular soap.
Some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion -- defrost.
On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box: Fits one head.
Printed on the bottom of Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating.
On packaging for a Rowenta Iron: Do not iron clothes on body.
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery.
On Nytol (a sleep aid): Warning -- may cause drowsiness.
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning -- keep out of children.
On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only.
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use.
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning -- contains nuts.
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions -- open packet, eat nuts.
On a Swedish chain saw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
On ice machine in Sands Hotel lobby: Keep frozen or ice will turn to water.