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NEW DOG CROSS BREEDS



The following breeds are now recognized by the AKC:


Collie + Lhasa Apso Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport


Spitz + Chow Chow Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot


Pointer + Setter Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet


Great Pyrenees + Dachshund Pyradachs, a puzzling breed


Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso Peekasso, an abstract dog


Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle


Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists


Newfoundland + Basset Hound Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors


Terrier + Bulldog Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes


Bloodhound + Labrador Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly


Malamute + Pointer Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway


Collie + Malamute Commute, a dog that travels to work


Deerhound + Terrier Derriere, a dog that's true to the end


Bull Terrier + Shitzu Oh, never mind....




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