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YO MAMA JOKES
Yo mama so fat she wears two watches, one for each timezone.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people shout taxi.
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code.
Yo mama so fat she baths in the Atlantic Ocean.
Yo mama so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama so fat instead of wearing Levis 501 jeans she wears Levis 1002.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a buck and made four quarters.
Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side.
Yo mama so fat at the zoo, elephants throw peanuts at her.
Yo mama so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.
Yo mama so fat she could sell shade.
Yo mama so fat when she backs up she beeps.
Yo mama so fat when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama so fat, even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction.
Yo mama so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat, she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat, she stands in two timezones.
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her back in.
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat when she backs up, she beeps.
Yo mama so fat when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.
Yo mama so fat when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him "Beaver".
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone .
Yo mama so fat she laid on the beach and people ran around yelling Free Willy.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama so fat when she wears an X-Files T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone.
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
Yo mama so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.
Yo mama so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper.
Yo mama so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
Yo mama so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
Yo mama so stupid she couldn't read an audio book
Yo mama so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler".
Yo mama so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo mama so poor burglars break in her house and leave money
Yo mama so poor you go out for sunday pushes of the skateboard
Yo mama so poor she has to take the trash IN!
Yo mama so poor I came over for dinner and saw three beans on the table; I took one, and she said "Don't be greedy!"
Yo mama so poor I stepped on her skateboard and she said, "Hey, get off the car!"
Yo mama so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic.
Yo mama so poor your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
Yo mama so poor I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."
Yo mama so poor the bank repossesed her cardboard box.
Yo mama so poor I saw her wrestling a squirrel for a peanut.
Yo mama so poor I walked in her house, stepped on a cigarette, and she said, "Who turned out the light?"
Yo mama so ugly she went into an haunted house and came out with an application.
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she has been rated unsuitable for children.
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out.
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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